This is what it sounds like when doves cry.

After weeks of what can only be described as a lacklustre footy tipping performance, I was pleasantly surprised to find the following news in my inbox this morning.

Just to add to the exquisite pleasure of Carlton beating Essendon on Sunday, it seemed as if I had also picked the winners of all eight games over the weekend, in addition to picking THE EXACT winning margin of Geelong over St Kilda.

So not only was I number one on this weeks tipping ladder by score alone – I also had a cumulative error margin of ZERON.

For those of you playing at home, that my friends is A PERFECT SCORE.

The icing on the cake? James Hird has soft tissue damage.

This is what it sounds like when doves cry.