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Sunday, December 16, 2007

Area Teens Sister Looking Pretty Good To Friend Of Area Teen

The Onion

Area Teen's Sister Looking Pretty Good To Friend Of Area Teen

SAN MATEO, CA-San Mateo 17-year-old Evan Campos announced Monday that Jessica Roth, 14, the previously unnoticed sister of best friend Andrew Roth, had "really grown a lot" since he last saw her and was now "looking pretty good."