He is number one!

Everyone else is number two or lower!

A few Late Show highlights

20 Inappropriate love songs.





"I love being young."



"Peter Harvey gets to go outside."



"Sandhurst Machinery...have everything you're looking for."

He saves the children.. but not the British children...

meanwhile...

Area Homosexual Saves Four From Fire

FALMOUTH, MA-Kevin Lassally, who likes to hold and kiss men, rescued a family of four from a deadly blaze.

Dear homeslices.

I am a lazy, lazy woman. In the last few weeks I have had the grave misfortune of being employed in a position where I actually care about what I’m doing. Also, I’ve been house sitting in a place where computers do not exist and I am forced to spend an unspeakable amount of time watching Six Feet Under again whilst eating large slices of birthday cake. Consequently, the blogging has all but dried up.

At the start of December I will be back on board with a brand new mac at home and hopefully a good dose of infinite time with which to blog. Fingers crossed that something fun might happen between now and then – perhaps my birthday party may yield a hilarious photo or two. Between now and then I promise to spend a little less time thinking about fossils and a little more time thinking about you, [INSERT NAME HERE].

Keep the faith,

Fembotanist.