The finest scripting of all time - dedicated to Lesleigh Kraft.

NEED A BODY.YEAH.

"IN DILMAN'S GROVE,
"MY LOVE DID DIE."

DRIVER...FOLLOW THAT CAR.


BEAUTIFUL. WHERE CAN I SEE
THE REST OF YOU?



MAMA.

WHERE CAN WE GO?

WELL, WE CAN GO TO MY ROOM. IT'S ON THE FOURTH FLOOR. MY NAME'S FRAN. I'M AN AMERICAN. I GUESS YOU COULD SAY I'M A MEMBER OF THE PIECE CORPS. HAHAHAHAHAHA. GET IT?

WHAT IS IT? MY VOICE? DID I BLOW THE DEAL? I KNEW I SHOULDN'T TALK UNTIL I MAKE THE DEAL. I KNOW MY VOICE IS TERRIBLE. IT IRRITATES PEOPLE SO MUCH THEY USUALLY JUST WANT TO KILL ME.

KEEP TALKING.
KEEP TALKING.

OH, GOOD. I NEVER GET TO TALK. MY WHOLE FAMILY LOVES TO TALK. COME ON IN, HONEY, AND MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME. I'LL, UH...BE RIGHT OUT, OK?

DUKE, DUKE, DUKE, DUKE OF EARL, EARL, EARL.YOU LIKE MUSIC?
THT'S MY FAVORITE SONG, YOU KNOW?

DUKE OF EARL, EARL, EARL.
DUKE OF EARL, EARL, EARL.
DUKE OF EARL, EARL, EARL.

COME ON, DUKE, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE SOME FUN.

DUKE OF EARL, EARL, EARL.
DUKE OF EARL, EARL, EARL.
DUKE OF EARL, EARL, EARL.

IT'S MURDER.
NO, IT'S NOT MURDER.
HER BODY WILL STILL BE ALIVE...

DUKE OF EARL, EARL, EARL.
DUKE OF EARL, EARL, EARL.
DUKE OF EARL, EARL, EARL.

BUT HER MIND WILL BE DEAD.

DUKE OF EARL, EARL, EARL.
DUKE OF EARL, EARL, EARL.
DUKE OF EARL, EARL, EARL.

BUT HER BODY...
HER BODY.

I CAN HAVE IT ALL-THE PERFECT MIND IN THE PERFECT BODY.
YES.
YES.
KILL.
KILL.
YES.YES. YES.
KILL HER. YES.
YES. YES.
KILL HER.
KILL, KILL, KILL.
KILL HER. YES, YES.

I CAN'T.

CAN'T WHAT?

I CAN'T INJECT YOU WITH WINDOW CLEANER.

I DON'T MIND. HEY, WHAT DOES IT DO,
ANYWAY?

IT CAUSES YOUR BRAIN
TO DIE LAST.

I DON'T MIND!!!!!!!!