Lewis family matters.
A conversation with Mum on the phone this morning.
Mum: I can’t believe your father didn’t come over and mow the lawn before Christmas like he said he would.
Me: Call him and tell him that!
Mum: No! And don’t you tell him either! I want to see if he remembers!
Later, during an unrelated phonecall with Dad…
Dad: So hows the Brunswick house going?
Me: Really good.
Dad: And what did you do today?
Me: Oh, you know, pottered around the garden, MOWED THE LAWN
Dad: Oh yeah..well that sounds nice.
Me: Yep, sometimes it’s hard to MOW THE LAWN, but in the end we found it quite easy to MOW THE LAWN.
Dad: Excellent. Well, see you tommorow!
Me: Yes, see you toMOWow.
Dad: Bye!
FIN.
Mum: I can’t believe your father didn’t come over and mow the lawn before Christmas like he said he would.
Me: Call him and tell him that!
Mum: No! And don’t you tell him either! I want to see if he remembers!
Later, during an unrelated phonecall with Dad…
Dad: So hows the Brunswick house going?
Me: Really good.
Dad: And what did you do today?
Me: Oh, you know, pottered around the garden, MOWED THE LAWN
Dad: Oh yeah..well that sounds nice.
Me: Yep, sometimes it’s hard to MOW THE LAWN, but in the end we found it quite easy to MOW THE LAWN.
Dad: Excellent. Well, see you tommorow!
Me: Yes, see you toMOWow.
Dad: Bye!
FIN.
posted by FEMBOTanist at Sunday, December 24, 2006
1 Comments:
to be fair though, we can't expect your old pops, whom I sware plays William Wallace's pal in Braveheart, to remember to trim the lawn...well, at least not when he's awake half the night verbally abusing teenagers in the nude and dropping the C-Bomb like it ain't no thang...bless him.
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