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Tuesday, December 19, 2006

A song to sing on your ride to school tomorrow

I wrote this song today after Stu and I rode into uni together.

For the Kylie fans, it’s sung to the tune of ‘Hand on Your Heart’.

"Hand On Your Bell"

Put your hand on your bell and tell me
That you’re passing, ooh
Oh, put your hand on your bell
Hand on your bell

Well it's one thing to ride your bike to Parkville,
But another to get there fast
I thought that you were just behind me
And now both my legs are in a cast
Oh, look me in the eye
And tell me your just riding through

You know it's one thing to say you’re passing
But another to mean it from the heart
And if you didn’t intend to kill me
Then why did my head fall apart?
Oh, I wanna hear you tell me
Watch out on the right

Put your hand on your bell and ring it
When you’re passing
Out on the right
Put your hand on your bell and ring it
On your way through, ooh

Oh, put your hand on your bell
Hand on your bell

They like to talk about good riding
But most people never read the signs
They wanna, go left down Tin Alley
But can’t even ride between the lines
Oh, I wanna hear you dinging
When you’re riding past

Put your hand on your bell and ring it
When you’re passing
Out on the right
Put your hand on your bell and ring it
On your way through, ooh

Oh, put your hand on your bell
Hand on your bell

Oh, look me in the eye
And tell me your just riding through

Put your hand on your bell and ring it
When you’re passing
Out on the right
Put your hand on your bell and ring it
On your way through, ooh, ooh whoa whoa.


-o FIN o-

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

This song needs to be recorded, I can arrange a studio.

*SINGS* Put your hand on your bell, hand on your bell...

December 20, 2006 12:02 AM  
Blogger nothing said...

Hilarious. I think all public service announcements from this time forward should be sung to the tunes of Kylie Minogue songs.

December 20, 2006 1:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think Kylie should really have recorded this instead of the original... Im sure it would have topped the charts in more places around the world than Australia and the UK. Foolish budgie. Her loss, your gain.

December 20, 2006 7:05 PM  

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