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Thursday, October 26, 2006

A most troubling sequence of events.

1. Use Veet Pre Wax Spray to prepare the skin for more comfortable waxing.

2. Apply Veet Pre Wax Spray over the area you wish to wax.

3.
For bikini area, spray onto a cotton pad and apply onto the skin.

4. DO NOT USE ON PERIANAL OR GENITAL AREAS! EMMA, THIS MEANS YOU! DO NOT SPRAY DIERECTLY INTO YOUR OWN GENITALS!

5. Consult your mortician.

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3 Comments:

Blogger Misslyds said...

OOOOUUUUCCCHHHH......... Sort of like when Robert and Claudia played rudies after stringing a bunch of chillies.....

October 26, 2006 8:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please tell me that this event led to the procurement of lady balls!

October 27, 2006 10:48 AM  
Blogger FEMBOTanist said...

Unfortunately not... but now I know what perianal + menthol equals...

October 27, 2006 10:54 AM  

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