An Etymological Challenge.

Amongst the company I keep, the term ‘frantically masturbating’ comes up quite often in conversation. Despite the frequency of its repetition, I cannot for the life of me remember where this originated. I’m sure it’s from TV or a movie - but which one? Typing ‘frantically masturbating’ into Google yields nothing more than a disturbing amount of first hand accounts of some good old fashioned, no-holds-barred frantic masturbation… so I’m fresh out of ideas.

So I put this challenge out there folks – tell me where it came from, and I’ll release the uncensored version of this



An image we ALL frantically masturbated over in 1994.

Ta!