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Wednesday, August 30, 2006

That old spirit of fornication was on that lingerie I do declare!

Ladies, your attention please.

What I am about to show you will help you to become a better 'lowercase' wife to your 'uppercase' HUSBAND. After all, you were designed only for the purpose of marrying a man.

I was going to copy and paste a slab of this shiz for your reading pleasure, but I just couldn't choose my favourite part.

Please feel free to circulate this amongst your friends. See feministing for more information.


Concerned and Committed to the Harvest,
Emma Lewis
Abstinence Advocate

P.S. Remember: "Your HUSBAND does not want to make love to you in some old get-up that you used a few years ago with God knows who."

2 Comments:

Blogger nothing said...

open up and let that spirit in to your lower atrium, where it may shine out your rear conservatory-chamber, ladies

August 31, 2006 5:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Em,

I don't know if you read Twisty, but this is particularly gold...

http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/08/26/sports-and-corsetry/

Personal favourite line:

Patriarchy isn’t just some hollow word invented by hairy dykes with sour grapes, you know. Women’s oppression is some serious shit.

Brilliance my friends, brilliance.

Good day.

September 03, 2006 11:38 AM  

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