Yooohoooo...

This looks like it could be interesting... kind of like a Melbourne version of The Sartorialist but more trashy and less serious Manhattany.

Meanwhile, my life consists of mostly



and not nearly enough time painting myself orange with policemen who look like burns victims



or vacant smiling into the middle distance in awkwardly staged photos with my chums on Saturday nights



Lou really wins the award for least convincing smile in this photo with this one.



Wow.